Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that had refused to hire him earlier this year.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe says 27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

McCabe says McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red ‘flip-flops,’ a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women’s bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.

McIntosh remained jailed after his Monday arraignment on charges including malicious destruction of property and reckless driving. McCabe says McIntosh doesn’t have a lawyer yet.

[Cross Dresser Crash via Click On Detroit]

The woman, in Florida, crashed her car while driving with her six-year-old daughter.  She fled the scene because she did not want to get caught driving drunk.  In her haste to leave, she left her daughter in the car.  She injured 4 people, including her daughter in the crash.  She was later caught by the police helicopter and her bail was set at $190,000.

[Runaway Mom via WFTV]

A man in New Zealand was knocked off of his toilet when a SUV plowed through the wall of his house and into his bathroom. The vehicle had been parked by a local builder on an embankment nearby when it is thought that the Brakes failed and the SUV began to roll.

The man who owned the SUV was not present during the accident. He came back to find his vehicle missing and a new hole in the neighbor’s house. Great quote after the jump.
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