At 12:45 A.M. a woman from Condell Park awoke to find a knife wielding intruder in her room.  After being stabbed seven times, the woman pretended to be dead until the intruder left.

She had been stabbed in the arm, chest, and the head.  The woman is lucky the intruded stopped when he did or she may not have lived.

Police were appealing for witnesses to call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

[Feign Death via news.com.au]

A man in South Australia reunited with his daughter 30 years after separating from her mother.  Just two weeks after the father and daughter met, they had begun having sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network’s 60 Minutes tonight. "We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

If that wasn’t bad enough, the two have a nine-mouth-old child together!

From News.com.au:

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.
"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.
"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

The South Australian police have taken no action in the matter, but will continue to "monitor" the couple.

[Incestuous Sex via News.com.au]

A woman in Michigan went into her local bank and started filling out an application for a bank account.  About halfway through the application process, she pulled a gun on the teller helping her and demanded money.  Before the teller had time to get anything for her, the thief got cold feet and fled.

The police didn’t have a very hard time finding the woman.  She used her REAL address on the application.  She also waited to pull the gun on the teller AFTER the teller photocopied her photo ID.  Very Stupid.

[Really Stupid Crook via Yahoo]

The story takes a funny turn when further news is revealed about the hoax.  It seems a couple that lived nearby had stolen some saddles and other house equipment from the man.  Later to cover their tracks, they posted the fake story on Craigslist.

How did the couple get caught?  The police just checked who owned the computer who’s IP posted the story.  When the police recovered the computer, they found deleted files on it proving they were guilty.

[Update via TheRawFeed]

A group of nine third-graders plotted to kill their teacher in class after she scolded one of the students for standing on a chair.  The really screwed up thing is that the kids didn’t just talk about hurting the teacher, they planned it out, and even brought supplies.

Among the items the kids brought to school:

1. Broken Steak Knife
2. Duct Tape
3. Crystal Paper Weight
4. Toy Handcuffs
5. Gloves
6. Electrical Tape

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A teacher in Delta Colorado punished a late student by forcing them to do push-ups and then sit-ups in a set amount of time.  When the child could not complete the tasks within the limit, the teacher told the other students to hit the tardy child.

The teacher, Brian Havel, is facing child abuse charges after the incident. While push-ups were the standard punishment in Mr. Brian’s class,  the victim, said that another student suggested they be allowed to hit him after he didn’t finish.  The teacher went for it!  It is being reported that the child was being hit by up 15 students.

Bully Teacher via Fox News

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Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’

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