Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that had refused to hire him earlier this year.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe says 27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

McCabe says McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red ‘flip-flops,’ a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women’s bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.

McIntosh remained jailed after his Monday arraignment on charges including malicious destruction of property and reckless driving. McCabe says McIntosh doesn’t have a lawyer yet.

[Cross Dresser Crash via Click On Detroit]

A housewife in the Philippines today cut off her husband’s penis while he was sleeping in their house because she suspected he was having extra marital affairs, a police officer said.

Police officer Rolly Lipata said 37-year-old Lenly Bayabado had long suspected her younger husband’s infidelity, prompting her to cut off his organ.

Lipata said neighbours rushed the screaming victim, 32-year-old Joelito, to a nearby hospital in the Manila suburban city of Pasig after the attack.

Bayabado underwent several hours of operation so his organ could be re-attached, but hospital sources said there was no guarantee he would still be able to perform sexually.

Bayabado denied he was cheating on his wife and said he will not file charges against her because he wants to keep the family intact for the sake of their four children.

[Cheater via News.com.au]

A criminal in Georgia (yes, Georgia again!), was easily caught after taking a cab to and from the SunTrust Bank he robbed.  The driver gave him up to the police.

I’m so ashamed of my home state Georgia.  So many really dumb people.

[Cab Edition via DavesDaily]

(AP) Rapid City police say an intoxicated man has been arrested for standing in the middle of a street on Monday night and threatening motorists with a bow and arrows. Loren Two Bulls, 23, of Rapid City, was arrested.
He’s charged with six counts of aggravated assault and one count of theft of mislaid property.
Police say Two Bulls had a large razor knife, smelled of alcohol and slurred his words.
Two motorists called police.
People in one car said they saw a man shoot an arrow at another vehicle before taking aim at them. They say a third vehicle also passed while the man was aiming at cars.

[Bow and Arrows via CBS]

A woman in Michigan went into her local bank and started filling out an application for a bank account.  About halfway through the application process, she pulled a gun on the teller helping her and demanded money.  Before the teller had time to get anything for her, the thief got cold feet and fled.

The police didn’t have a very hard time finding the woman.  She used her REAL address on the application.  She also waited to pull the gun on the teller AFTER the teller photocopied her photo ID.  Very Stupid.

[Really Stupid Crook via Yahoo]