The Malaysian New Straits Times said the 30-year-old teacher is claiming 3.0 million ringgit ($1.04 million) in damages for false promises over their marriage, which collapsed after her in-laws disapproved.

If she wins, I’m going to start suing movie companies every time I have to sit through a crappy movie

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A man in South Australia reunited with his daughter 30 years after separating from her mother.  Just two weeks after the father and daughter met, they had begun having sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network’s 60 Minutes tonight. "We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

If that wasn’t bad enough, the two have a nine-mouth-old child together!

From News.com.au:

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.
"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.
"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

The South Australian police have taken no action in the matter, but will continue to "monitor" the couple.

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Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’

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