Not very pretty, but it sure is creative.

[Toilet Dress via MSNBC]

Struggling painters must suffer for their art, slumming it in filthy digs and eating whatever’s in the fridge, even if it’s not food.

But Ani K licks those lightweights – he paints with his tongue and regularly, if not surprisingly, deals with nausea, cramp and headaches.

‘First, I tried with my nose but noticed others were already doing it. I thought of giving my tongue a try and succeeded,’ the 30-year-old said.

‘A few newspapers reported it. I got a good response. Then I made it a regular practice.’ Ani devised his technique last year, after seeing another artist paint using his foot.

[Tongue Paint via Metro.Co.Uk]

A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil.

Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.

Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute. Continue reading »

Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that had refused to hire him earlier this year.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe says 27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

McCabe says McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red ‘flip-flops,’ a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women’s bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.

McIntosh remained jailed after his Monday arraignment on charges including malicious destruction of property and reckless driving. McCabe says McIntosh doesn’t have a lawyer yet.

[Cross Dresser Crash via Click On Detroit]

Seventy-four-year-old Harry DeVault and 65-year-old Sylvia Vance tied the knot a couple of days ago in the northeast Ohio Wal-Mart where they met and work. They decided to be married there so friends and co-workers could be part of the celebration.

But the newlyweds aren’t having much of a honeymoon. After just one day off, they say they’ll be back at work at their Wal-Mart today.

[Wally Wedding via ABClocal.go]

Thomas Beatie is a transgender man who went through surgery to switch genders, but kept his female reproductive organs.  He is now six months pregnant.

He said he got artificially inseminated because his wife is unable to conceive.  He is expected to deliver a girl around July third.  Pretty amazing stuff.

[Preggers Man via PerezHilton & Flickr]

Read the quotes, then read the story after the jump.

Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’

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